It's simulate a sexy chat with a very hot girl : Blanca. If you can be a good enough speaker and manage to seduce her by finding the right words, she'll do a full strip tease, just for you! The game's introduction sequence is the source of the widespread Internet phenomenon "All your base are belong to us".The bluntness of the famous mistranslation is in stark contrast to CATS' cool, caustic irony in the original text.Enjoy a brand new game: chat with pretty Blanca and try to turn her on. If you succeed in that, she will probably show your her boobs or even more... This is a full transcript of the introduction sequence.Original Japanese text and a more accurate translation are provided for reference.
I'm not sure if I would like to do shop as much as the next girl . you like to shop Sure I like to shop as much as the next girl.
show me ass I'd like a bit of cheeky talk first...
I know, I've got a great ass I love your ass You're a sweetheart.
It's all clean now clean the floor Cheeky monkey... finger your pussy Ask Angelica for this kind of things.
tada show pussy You'll think I'm old fashioned but I like a bit of romance before the wild part.