Hilarious dating stories
Ended up in the hotel’s conference room where his church gathers.
Had to sit through a 2-hour church service,” La Dolce Far Niente wrote.
But, every so often, you have a date that is so astonishingly terrible that they make you question all of the life choices that led you this moment.
The good news is that, once it’s over, those dates can make for some uproariously funny stories to share with people at brunch.
“He talked about himself nonstop and only asked me two questions: 1) Was Michael Jackson guilty and 2) What was the point of the Dewey Decimal System?
Then he got an emergency text about a fire in the chemistry lab he was supervising and invited me to come. “I showed up to meet a guy I’d only talked to online and the first thing out of his mouth was ‘You looked prettier in your pictures.’ Coincidentally it was also my shortest date,” Holly wrote. I said let’s meet and asked if the time of pm would suffice.
The guy got down in the road with me, moved my hair behind me ear and said, 'We could tell people that we fell in love.'" From b_scribbs:"He asks me out to dinner, but instead of a restaurant he pulls into an empty parking lot and pulls out his half flaccid dick. ' I look him in the eye all stern like for a good minute before he zips up his pants and he drives me back home in complete silence.
The people of Reddit shared their worst first dates and they definitely do not disappoint.
You might have thought you had a date from Hell, but did you ever date somebody who claimed to know the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? From mypoorbrain:"I went on a Tinder date in January that ended poorly.
You probably swapped as many pretty awful first date horror stories with your friends as potential mates you've swiped left on Tinder.
When it comes to horrible first dates, they're no different than taxes or puberty: everyone hates them, but everyone's gotta get through them.